I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching… not a question per se, but what do you have to say to that?
Saturday night is our North Mississippi All-Stars show, and we’re doing a little something different to get our fans a little more involved, since most of the time you all just sit there and passively drink and listen to music and dance and stuff. Well, we’re tired of it. You need to start carrying your weight. That’s why we’re giving you the opportunity to ask the band a question, live, in front of everyone. It’s called a “fan-conference” and it’s all the rage. Tweet your question to us (@statetheatredc) or give it to us on facebook.
NMAS’s are an interactive band and they want to get interactive with you, too. They promise to meet your parents first. Anyway, what sorts of questions might one axe the All-Stars? Their feelings on Tibetan freedom? Did they watch that futbol match the other day? Favorite Disney movie?
No, no, and no. Who are you people asking those dumb questions? Get out of here. Ask them about their music, their touring, songwriting, practicing, desires and ambitions, plans, things of that nature. They will answer them live on stage. Whatever you do, don’t put them on the spot for a paternity test, those never work out how you want them to. 
Finally, for those of you not in the know, here is video from their performance on The Late Show with Craig Ferguson:
