"Allow myself to reintroduce myself/ My name is Austin/ pronounced like Boston/ oh ladies, how I like your costumes"
Tonight we celebrate a landmark of cinema. A true watershed in the British pastiche genre of filmmaking, its genius never seen prior and only replicated in sequels. You can’t make perfection twice. I’m speaking mostly, of course, about Liz Hurley, the original FemBot, the thespianess who crafted such lively characters from mere words on a script, who Fellini considered to have the greatest teeth for a British actress in American cinema in the modern history of British actresses being attractive in American cinema.
I read that on the internet (shortly after I published this post), ergo, it’s true.
Some important news about tonight’s viewing:
-Despite advertisement to the contrary, we have not had popcorn yet. Tonight that changes. Oh and it is gooood movie popcorn.
- Trivia winners will be awarded a choice of tickets to upcoming shows. We were giving away monetary credits for food bills but unfortunately the MAN shut us down! VABC does not approve of free drinks. Fascists.
Anyway, stay tuned, for more updates and plans for tonight’s movie and helpful hints re: trivia. For now, I have to go participate in a dance-off to save the REC center. It is the only way to reach these kids today, with the rap music and the break dancing.
